Chapter 1597 - 1597 Does Knowing How to Fart Count as a Perf
Chapter 1597 - 1597 Does Knowing How to Fart Count as a Perf: Resurrection
Chapter 1597 - 1597 Does Knowing How to Fart Count as a Performance?
1597 Does Knowing How to Fart Count as a Performance?
Lu Zijia said seriously, “No, I think it’s just right.”
The big snow wolf looked up and blinked, looking at its master innocently as it asked, “Master, I only know how to tear my prey apart with my hands, okay?”
The corners of Lu Zijia’s mouth twitched. “It… should be fine, right?”
The Taiyi Pill Furnace thought for a moment and said hesitantly, “I only know how to fart. Is this considered a performance?”
What the Taiyi Pill Furnace said was naturally not pure fart, but the release of pill qi.
Black lines fell from Lu Zijia’s forehead and she said with a fake smile, “Bullsh*t. You’re really creative!”
Taiyi Pill Furnace, which felt that its master was praising it: “Right, right, I’ve always been very creative. Only others don’t know. There’s nothing I can’t think of.”
Lu Zijia: “…”
She was clearly mocking him! Did Taiyi really not understand or was it pretending not to understand?
Before paying the bill, Lu Zijia thought that she would bleed a lot today, but she didn’t expect…
“There’s no need for Spirit Stones?”
Lu Zijia looked at the shopkeeper with a strange look, as if she was looking at a rare spirit beast.
The shopkeeper nodded happily. “Yes, our boss said that it’s a huge blessing for our trading pany that the two of you can e to our trading pany. So, as long as the two of you e to our trading pany to shop, it’s free.”
Lu Zijia: “…” When did her disguise bee so bad that even a Qi Refinement shopkeeper could see through it?
“Is it really free?”
Lu Zijia looked suspicious. “No additional conditions?”
The shopkeeper chuckled and rubbed his hands in embarrassment.
“It’s like this. Our boss has respected you for a long time, Alchemist Lu. We’ve always wanted to find a chance to meet you and ask you for a Foundation Establishment Pill. Of course, no matter when Alchemist Lu and Array Master Mu came to the trading pany, everything will be free. As for the remuneration for the Foundation Establishment Pill, it will definitely be calculated separately. We definitely won’t let you suffer a loss, Alchemist Lu.”
The more the shopkeeper spoke, the more obsequious he became. His smile was almost blinding!
Lu Zijia: “…” She knew it. How could there be a free lunch in the world?
“Your boss really knows how to do business,” Mu Tianyan said calmly.
This trading pany gave them a free meal. On the surface, they looked like they were at a disadvantage, but on the other hand, they had made a huge profit.
Because in the eyes of others, this trading pany would appear related to them, so those who couldn’t break through the gap from the royal family would turn to this trading pany.
If one asked them for help, the gift would naturally not be light.
It would even consolidate the position of the owner of this trading pany.
So, in the long run, the owner of this pany would only make a profit and not lose anything.
“This trading pany is under the Mercenary Association,” Duanmu Heng reminded her.
“Right, right, right, our trading pany is under the Mercenary Association. Our president knew that the two masters came to our trading pany, so he said he would rush over immediately. He should be here soon.” The shopkeeper echoed repeatedly.
“I actually just want to shop quietly…”
Sensing that more and more people were watching around, Lu Zijia only felt so tired in her mind!
It was fine if she was pestered by dozens of people in the palace like a national treasure, but when she went out, she had to be stared at by a large group of people as if she was a peerless treasure.
At this moment, she really wanted to say that she would have to pay if she continued looking!
The shopkeeper hurriedly nodded again. “I understand, I understand. I’ll get someone to clear the place immediately. The two of you, Masters, definitely won’t be disrupted.”